Lilo moves on

The story:
Lindsay Lohan moved out of the Chateau Marmont, but left some belongings behind.



The combatants:
Defamer says: Eight ball apparently not among parting gifts Lindsay Lohan left Chateau Marmont staff
A Socialite's Life says: What did Lindsay Lohan leave behind in her Chateau Marmont suite?
Mollygood says: They're just so tired from Lindsay's incessant tapping

Who said it best:
Defamer comes up with a winning headline and commentary:

We're sure Lohan spent her last night as a Chateau guest clutching a rolled-up hundred-dollar bill, re-sniffing over every surface (coffee table, toilet tank, Gideon Bible, what have you) in that suite upon which she blew a rail, making sure that every last grain of powder was leaving with her.