Baby shambles

The story:
Kate Moss is pregnant by boyfriend Pete Doherty.

The combatants:
Haute Gossip says: Say it ain't so
The Superficial says: Kate Moss is pregnant
Gawker says: Kate Moss pregnant and engaged
Popsugar says: Is Kate Moss pregnant?
A Socialite's Life says: Say it ain't so
CelebNewsWire says: Kate Moss to produce world's first 95% cocaine baby
Lainey Gossip says: Kate sings, Kate pregnant?
Mollygood says: Kate Moss / Pete Doherty baby: worst idea ever
Celebitchy says: Kate Moss to have Pete Doherty's crack baby
Dlisted says: Crack baby alert!
Agent Bedhead says: Kate Moss knocked up with Pete Doherty's love child
Yeeeah says: Kate Moss is having Pete's baby

Who said it best:

A Socialite's Life might be ready for a new medical career:

Bad judgement seems to be the most potent fertility drug, now doesn't it?

Image via Lainey Gossip