Preston Sean Federline arrives!

The story:
Britney Spears gave birth to boy #2, 6lbs 11oz.

Image via Dlisted

The combatants:
Haute Gossip says: Boy #2
Defamer says: Britney Spears gives birth to baby #2, only 17 more to go
The Superficial says: Britney Spears gives birth
Celebrity Hijinx says: She did it again but somehow I don't think it was an "Oops"
Popsugar says: Is it a boy for Britney?
Dlisted says: It's official: Britney has an untitled new baby boy
A Socialite's Life says: Sean Preston Federline relieved that new sibling was born
Tabloid Whore says: It's official! Britney Spears gives birth to son #2
Mollygood says: Britney (maybe) has surprisingly gendered baby
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Britney Spears had a boy
Mandy's Mind is Gossipy says: Britney's uterus spews forth latest "Federline"
CelebNewsWire says: Baby Spears Federline II enters the world

Who said it best:
Mollygood has a different take on motherhood:

It must feel just like the old days for Britney, surrounded by men (who mostly want to commune with her breasts).