Are you ready to rock?

The story:
Kfed unleashed his craptastic new single on an unsuspecting audience at the Teen Choice Awards Sunday night.

Image via Dlisted

The combatants:
The Superficial says: Kevin Federline rocks the Teen Choice Awards
Lainey Gossip says: Teen Choice 2006 Best and Worst
Defamer says: Kfed finally shows the world he's earned his ridicule all by himself
Dlisted says: The man, the legend, the talent...
Popsugar says: Kfed loses control
US Weekly Online says: Make some noise for Kfed, yo
A Socialite's Life says: Kevin Federline inspires teens
Tabloid Whore says: Ahh yeah, a Kevin Federline weekend
Mollygood says: Yo! Federline raps
Celebitchy says: Kfed sets white rappers back 15 years

Who said it best:
US Weekly gives a great description of the grand opening:

At first it’s hard to locate The Fed, as the performance involves several baggy-clothed, ’beater-wearing decoy K-Feds — like the trailer park version of that scene in The Thomas Crown Affair when all of the bowler hat-wearing, briefcase-carrying dudes unleash upon the Metropolitan Museum of Art.