Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Bye-bye crazy

The story:
Paramount chose not to renew their production deal with Tom Cruise.

Image via Haute Gossip
The combatants:
The Superficial says: Tom Cruise fired for being crazy
Haute Gossip says: Paramount gets the last laugh
Defamer says: Paramount booting Tom Cruise off the lot
Popsugar says: Paramount dumps Tom Cruise
US Weekly Online says: Paramount dumps Tom Cruise for bad behaviour
Dlisted says: ICYDK, Paramount cuts the crazy
A Socialite's Life says: More stuff happens with Tom Cruise
Tabloid Whore says: Tom Cruise spanked and dismissed by Paramount
Mollygood says: Paramount is just not that into you, Tom Cruise
CelebNewsWire says: Paramount wises up, hops off the Cruise crazy train
Celebitchy says: Cruise dumped!
Pen15 Club says: You cruise, you lose

Who said it best:
Defamer knows that the bottom line is really the bottom line:
Of course, had Cruise agreed to a much less lucrative deal with Paramount, Redstone would almost certainly be willing to overlook his moral outrage, and maybe would even have been willing to ride along with Cruise on the occasional Ritalin factory bombing, or chip in to buy him an entire orphanage's worth of suspicious babies.

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Blogger Mandy from Minnesota said...

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7:40 PM  
Blogger Mandy from Minnesota said...

I think the Mollygood one was the best, at least it took a bit of thought.

7:42 PM  
Blogger OldWiseOne said...

I loved her headline! Poor Tom, he just makes the jokes too easy.

7:45 PM  
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10:44 AM  

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