Are there really 75,000 idiots out there?

The story:
Paris Hilton's debut cd (I shudder to think there may be a follow up) sold only 75,000 copies in its first week.

Image via Haute Gossip

The combatants:
Celebridiot says: Paris Hilton cd not flying off as fast as her pants
The Superficial says: Paris Hilton's cd is a flop
I Don't Like You In That Way says: "Paris" sucks
A Socialite's Life says: Paris not exactly a pop sensation
Haute Gossip says: Thud
Celebrity Hijinx says: Breaking News: Stars Are Blind, not deaf
Dlisted says: Danity Kane beats Paris
Mollygood says: People want to listen to Paris about as much as they want to bump uglies with her
Who said it best:
Celebrity Hijinx is willing to fill Paris in on her sales projections:

Don't expect Paris' CD to outsell her porn video anytime soon.