Dumped by text message

The story:
Did Kfed get the boot by text message while being filmed by MuchMusic?

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Kevin Federline talking a day before the divorce
Best Week Ever says: Brit 2 Kfed: Its ova. ROTFL. KIT!
Celebitchy says: Video of Kfed getting the news that Britney is divorcing him
Defamer says: FedEx in the morning: a Kfed and Britney divorce! shocker! round-up
Dlisted says: A war for Britney and Kfed?
Haute Gossip says: I've been waiting for this
Hollywood Rag says: Kfed gets news by text message
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Kfed gets texted
Lainey Gossip says: The divorce, the stakes, the rumours
Mollygood says: Watch Kevin watch his life slip away
Popsugar says: Kfed found out about the divorce via text?
Tabloid Whore says: Caught on tape: Federline gets the bad news

Who said it best:
I Don't Like You In That Way wonders how Kevin is feeling:

I've never been burned alive and had my ashes launched into outer space then sucked through a black hole, but I imagine that's how K-Fed feels at this very moment. K-Fed had no idea. One minute he's sipping Cristal in the VIP room, the next he's renting a booth at the swap meet to pay for his legal fees.