Kfed wants the kids

The story:
Kevin Federline has filed a petition asking for custody of his children with Britney Spears (funny, he never asked for custody of his other kids).

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: FedEx fights for full custody
Celebitchy says: Kfed gets to keep his crap, wants the kids too
CelebNewsWire says: Kfed hoping Tao has a full-time babysitter
Dlisted says: Kfed makes us all laugh!
Haute Gossip says: This is getting good
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Brit and Kfedervorce update
Lainey Gossip says: Golddigger keeps digging
Popsugar says: Kfed fights back
The Superficial says: Kevin Federline wants money and the kids
Tabloid Whore says: Kevin Federline sues Britney for full custody of the kids

Who said it best:
The Superficial has the inside track on the potential outcome to this custody battle:

If this thing goes to court the judge is gonna take a long hard look at Kevin and Britney and just hand custody over to a pair of racoons he saw at the park. And sure they might have rabies, but that just means they're only slightly more qualified than either of these two.

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