Wednesday, November 08, 2006

How many "fully loaded" quips can one blogger be expected to come up with?

The story:
Lindsay Lohan was in yet another car accident involving a paparazzi yesterday.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: Lindsay Lohan says she's still here dammit
Celebitchy says: Lindsay Lohan rear-ended
Defamer says: Lindsay Lohan's paparazzi demolition derby III: the rear-ending
Dlisted says: Lindsay in car crash again!!!
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Lindsay Lohan got rammed from behind
Mollygood says: Here's an idea Lohan: full-time chauffeur
Popsugar says: Another accident for Lindsay
The Superficial says: Lindsay Lohan crashes into paparazzi
Starpulse says: Paparazzo hits Lindsay Lohan's car

Who said it best:
Agent Bedhead thinks this accident was no accident:
Obviously sensing the impending diversion of paparazzi attention towards Britney Spears, a distraught Lindsay Lohan decided to let a photographer rear end her vehicle at around 2 a.m. yesterday morning.
Image via Mollygood



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