Madonna's shiner

The story:
Madonna appeared with a bruise on her face, reportedly caused by an overzealous paparazzo.


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: If it's not a horse...
Dlisted says: Who gave Madge a beating?
Lainey Gossip says: Madonna: skulls, shades and green
Popsugar says: Paps give Madonna a shiner

Who said it best:
Dlisted doesn't think the incident could have been that serious:

Please, it was probably just a little shove. The elderly bruise easily.

Image via A Socialite's Life