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The story:
Britney Spears filed for divorce today.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: Britney Spears: milf and pop cultures most eligible bachelorette or not?
A Socialite's Life says: Breaking: Britney finally wakes the fuck up
Best Week Ever says: Holy S**t! Britney files for divorce!
Celebitchy says: Britney surprises clueless Kfed with divorce papers

CelebNewsWire says: Breaking (away): Britney from Kevin! Officially!
Celebrity Hijinx says: Breaking news: Britney files for divorce
Defamer says: Breaking: Britney Spears divorcing Kfed, immediately begins search for next bad relationship
Dlisted says: Britney Spears files for divorce!
Egotastic says: Britney Spears to divorce Kevin Federline
Glitterati says: Fed up, Britney files for divorce
Haute Gossip says: Britney files for divorce. Hallelulah!
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Britney is finally dumping Kfed
Lainey Gossip says: Britney! Victory!
Mandy's Mind is Gossipy says: Britney Spears finally comes to her senses
Mollygood says: Britney files for divorce from Kevin? (cue jaw drop)
Popsugar says: Britney's back baby! Time to show Kevin the door
The Superficial says: Britney Spears files for divorce
Tabloid Whore says: Say whaa? Britney Spears files for divorce!
Yeeeah says: Britney Spears files for divorce

Who said it best:
Agent Bedhead is looking forward to the completion of Brit's makeover:

Just a day after revealing her surgeon’s latest work of art and a couple of weeks at the gym on David Letterman’s show last night, TMZ announces that Britney has decided to drop at least another 200 pounds of dead weight.