If you saw the video, you won't be surprised

The story:
Nick Carter claims former girlfriend Paris Hilton is a dud in the sack, and takes her own pot with her when she travels.


The combatants:
The Superficial says: Nick Carter says Paris Hilton is a drug smuggler
A Socialite's Life says: Paris Hilton's sex problems
Egotastic says: Paris Hilton: drug smuggler
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Paris Hilton is always high
Yeeeah says: Paris needs pot to put out
Hollywood Rag says: Nick Carter: Paris hid weed in teddy bear

Who said it best:
Sometimes having an std named after you can pay off. Egotastic focuses on why there is no celebrity justice in this story:

It's a little odd that those drug sniffing dogs wouldn't pick up the scent of marijuana on her, but they probably couldn't smell it through all that Eau de Skank.

Image via A Socialite's Life