Things that make you go hmmm

The story:
Suri Cruise's birth certificate has come out of hiding. No sign of baby.

Image via TMZ

The combatants:
Celebrity Hijinx says: Suri Cruise has landed
Defamer says: Suriwatch: The paper trail
Jossip says: A birth certificate does not a Suri Cruise-Holmes make
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Suri Cruise is suspicious
Mollygood says: Suri Cruise and the most suspect birth certificate ever
Tabloid Whore says: Suri Cruise's birth certificate uncovered. Millions of people now trying to figure out if it was faked.
The Superficial says: Suri Cruise birth certificate
Popsugar says: Suri exists on paper

Who said it best:
Celebrity Hijinx uncovers our real interest in the story:

Suri Cruise seems to have more conspiracy theories than the assassination of JFK.