The other side of the (brokeback) mountain

The story:
Jake Gyllenhaal is reportedly dating Olympic snowboarder Gretchen Bleiler.

Images from Getty Images via US Weekly Online

The combatants:
Perez Hilton says: GyllenHo has a new girlfriend
US Weekly Online says: US Exclusive: Jake Gyllenhaal's new girlfriend!
Popsugar says: Jakey G's new gal pal
Celebrity Hijinx says: What's wrong with this picture?
The Superficial says: Jake Gyllenhaal has a new girlfriend

Who said it best:
Celebrity Hijinx finds the silver lining:

I guess if worst comes to worst she'd be easy to makeover into a man.