Here comes the bride

The story:
Tori Spelling wed Dean McDermott over the weekend.

Image via Glitterati Gossip

The combatants:
Lainey's Entertainment Update says: Tori gets her Federline
A Socialite's Life says: Tori Spelling heads to Fiji to get married
Glitterati Gossips says: Tori Spelling gets married
Dlisted says: Tori Spelling makes it official
US Weekly Online says: Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott wed
Popsugar says: Tori Spelling married again
Perez Hilton says: Is she pregnant?

Who said it best:
Popsugar opened with this soon to be classic line:

In a desperate attempt to remind everyone her show is on tonight, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott got married this weekend on a private tropical island in Fiji.