The Firecrotch burns!

The story:
Kfed tried to put the text message moves on Lindsay Lohan, but was promptly rebuffed.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: Kfed's 15 minutes are really, really up
A Socialite's Life says: Karl would have thrown a shit fit
CelebSlam says: Kfed refuses to give up
Haute Gossip says: Blohan turns Kfed down for realz
I'm Not Obsessed says: Kevin Federline tried to kick it to Lindsay Lohan
Lainey Gossip says: Lindsay Lohan: sober AND smart?
Mollygood says: Kevin wants to keep his hyperactive sperm within the starlet A-list
Popsugar says: Kfed attempts to land LL
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: Even Lindsay Lohan thinks Kfed is pathetic
The Superficial says: Kevin Federline hits on Lindsay Lohan
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Kfed is smooth, yo

Who said it best:
Lainey Gossip is impressed with the 07 LiLo:

Drinking water AND rejecting losers AND at least several weeks since her last hospitalization? Am shocked…

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