What is living in Kirsten Dunst's colon?

The story:
Kirsten Dunst purchased a Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis kit.

The combatants:
CelebNewsWire says: Crappy holidays from Kirsten Dunst
Dlisted says: Kiki's getting her caca checked!
Haute Gossip says: Kirsten has something stuck up her butt
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Kirsten Dunst is even more sexy
Mollygood says: Hope everything comes out ok, Kirsten
The Superficial says: Kirsten Dunst has horrible poo

Who said it best:
Dlisted thinks the kit may improve Kiki's public persona:

She’s probably been stuffed up for at least five years. That’s why she always has a frown on her mug.

Image via Dlisted