Nap time for Brit, and keeps panties on too!

The story:
Britney Spears passed out at 1am at the party she hosted at Las Vegas club Pure. Her rep claims she was just tired after a long day.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Animal has trouble keeping up with the big dogs
Celebitchy says: Britney slumps into the new year
CelebNewsWire says: Britney Spears is just like us! Passed out drunk on NYE!
Defamer says: Britney Spears innocently naps her way into 2007
Dlisted says: Britney Spears almost died on New Years!!!
Egotastic says: Britney Spears collapses on New Years
Faded Youth says: Tired? Gimme a break!
Glitterati Gossip says: Britney: "I was just tired, y'all!"
Haute Gossip says: Britney not wasted on NYE, just tired
Hollywood Rag says: Britney didn't pass out
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Britney Spears is a good host
Lainey Gossip says: Britney's New Years collapse: fact or fiction?
Mollygood says: Britney arrived in Vegas, and boy was she tired
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: Britney Spears was just tired y'all
The Superficial says: Britney Spears falls asleep on New Years
Tabloid Whore says: Did Britney faint on New Year's Eve or was she just extra sleepy?
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Britney Spears passed out
Yeeeah says: Britney Spears rings in 2007 in style

Who said it best:
I Don't Like You In That Way is not falling for the sleepy-time story:

Girls don't get carried out of clubs because they get sleepy. They get carried out of clubs because they have puke in their hair and their panties in their purse.

Image via Haute Gossip