Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Kid kicks in door

The story:
Kid Rock heard that Pam Anderson was doing the dirty with ex-husband Tommy Lee, and attempted to kick in Lee's hotel room door. Naturally, he had the wrong room.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: Kid Rock is a class act
A Socialite's Life says: Hell hath no fury like a Kid scorned
Best Week Ever says: Two complete trash balls prepare to fight each other over some sleazy bimbo
Dlisted says: Kid Rock is mad
Faded Youth says: Close...but no Tommy Lee
Haute Gossip says: Like a jealous kid
Hollywood Rag says: Kid Rock wants to kick Tommy Lee's butt
Popsugar says: Kid throws a tantrum
The Superficial says: Kid Rock scares innocent families
Tabloid Whore says: Kid Rock tries to kick Tommy Lee's ass. Fails miserably

Who said it best:
Best Week Ever feels a little sorry for Kid:
Other sources go on to report that Tommy Lee has gotten wind of Kid’s mistake, and has now started calling to taunt him. Nothing takes the sting out of a failed marriage quite like a daily voicemail from your ex-wife’s new lover, who just called to remind you how large his penis is.

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