Britney's trash tour continues

The story:
Britney Spears was asked to leave the stage at burlesque club Forty Deuce after she decided to *perform* with her friends.

The combatants:
Best Week Ever says: Britney Spears: mother of the year
Celebitchy says: Button up Britney
CelebNewsWire says: Britney's back! (and so is her bra)
Dlisted says: I can't even comment anymore
Egotastic says: Britney Spears stripping at Forty Deuce
Faded Youth says: Dueling banj-hoes
Hollywood Rag says: Britney Spears tries to strip
Mollygood says: Someone get this woman a hog to straddle

Who said it best:
While the strip tease may have offended some, Mollygood is horrified for a whole other reason:

When the reports originally stated that the starlet "unzipped her top" it didn't even cross my mind that she could have been wearing a jean vest. A jean vest, people. Are there patches on that JEAN VEST? Maybe. It's just too bad it wasn't acid washed.

Image via Egotastic