Brit's message to 2 remaining 'fans'

The story:
Britney posted another message on her website.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Britney speaks
Defamer says: Britney Spears pledges to be bigger, better vagina-flasher going forward
Dlisted says: Britney writes a letter
Faded Youth says: Britney takes to her website again
Haute Gossip says: Britney speaks
Hollywood Rag says: Britney Spears latest message on her website
I'm Not Obsessed says: Britney Spears' online message to her fans
Lainey Gossip says: Britney's mea culpa
Mollygood says: Britney stays home long enough to write you a letter
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: Another serious message from Britney Spears on her site
The Superficial says: Britney Spears is losing it
Tabloid Whore says: Britney Spears reaches out to fans: "I know I've been far from perfect"

Who said it best:
Defamer doesn't think Brit can lay the blame on the pappies for this one:

We're not exactly sure what Spears' promise to come back "better than ever" entails, but we suspect that's she already booked her laser vagina-rejuvenation surgery, determined that she won't again have her image so easily tarnished by the cruel lenses of the cooch-exaggerating media.