Lindsay's appendix is "exhausted"

The story:
Lindsay Lohan was hospitalised to have her appendix removed.


The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Lindsay's appendix gets thrown out of Club Firecrotch
Celebitchy says: Lohan rushed to hospital with appendicitis
Celebrity Hijinx says: 2007 firsts: hospitalization and nip slip
Defamer says: Lindsay Lohan kicks off the new year with a suspicious hospital stay, 2007 appendicitis edition
Dlisted says: The hospital is Lindsay's second home
Egotastic says: Lindsay Lohan rejects Kevin Federline, ends up in hospital anyway
Faded Youth says: Lindsay Lohan hospitalized again
I'm Not Obsessed says: Lindsay Lohan in surgery for her appendix
Lainey Gossip says: Lindsay Lohan: schizophrenia, weight loss, or lipo?
Mollygood says: Lohan's appendix is sick of her shit, wants out
Popsugar says: Lindsay back in the hospital
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: Lindsay Lohan hospitalized again
The Superficial says: Lindsay Lohan going under the knife
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Lindsay Lohan is having surgery
Yeeeah says: Lindsay Lohan hospitalized

Who said it best:
What Would Tyler Durden Do isn't falling for the appendicitis story:

If you're 20-years-old, and you're not a coal miner or ultimate fighter, and you're in the hospital this much, something's up. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with being stupid.