Break up with the make up

The story:
Dita Von Teese is divorcing Marilyn Manson.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: Marilyn Manson is not the ideal husband
A Socialite's Life says: Marilyn Manson divorced by his satanic bride, hundreds brace for divorce is evil and was obviously invented by Christ concept album
Best Week Ever says: Good news ladies, Marilyn Manson is back on the market!
Celebitchy says: Dita Von Teese to surprise Marilyn Manson with divorce papers
CelebNewsWire says: Dita Von Teese to serve Marilyn Manson fiendish divorce papers from hell

Dlisted says: Dita wants out
Faded Youth says: Another one bites the dust
Hollywood Rag says: Dita Von Teese files for divorce from Marilyn Manson
I'm Not Obsessed says: Dita Von Teese is divorcing Marilyn Manson!
Popsugar says: Dita drops Manson
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: Marilyn Manson is no longer Dita Von Teese's MAC daddy
Tabloid Whore says: I'd divorce him too

Who said it best:
CelebNewsWire takes Von Teese at her word:

And when she says "too many demons," she means it literally. He keeps them as pets. Dita is tired of them trip-trapping around their home with their cloven hooves and leaving diabolical little stools on the flotaki rug.

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