Bionic Bikini Woman, starring Lindsay Lohan

The story:
Lindsay Lohan was photographed running down the street in Miami wearing high heels, a bikini, and holding a cigarette. No, really! Here's the full picture to prove it.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: Run Lohan run
Best Week Ever says: Last call at the cabana bar
CelebNewsWire says: Running with ciggers
Egotastic says: Lindsay Lohan thinks she's on Baywatch
Mollygood says: Physical fitness the Lohan way
The Superficial says: Lindsay Lohan runs down the street in her bikini
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Cigarettes must be on sale

Who said it best:
Egotastic may have an explanation:

Maybe she just heard the news that her liver is fucked, and she's running to the grocery store to get a new one. Unfortunately for her, there's a dress code at the grocery store, and paté isn't going to do her much good.

Image via Agent Bedhead