Here come the Beckhams

The story:
David Beckham has signed to play for the MLS LA Galaxy starting in August.


The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: David Beckham and his wife's boobies kiss Europe goodbye
A Socialite's Life says: "Give me your perfectly manicured, your trendy. Your well coiffed masses..."
Best Week Ever says: Posh and Becks to begin stealing valuable American oxygen
Defamer says: British tabloid industry reaches landmark deal to export leading attention whores to Los Angeles
Dlisted says: The Becks are coming!!!
Haute Gossip says: Beckham now the 250 million dollar man
Hollywood Rag says: The Beckhams are coming to LA
I'm Not Obsessed says: David Beckham really does love me
Lainey Gossip says: Becks: exit Spain, enter LA
Mollygood says: David Beckham moves to LA, takes up important role as Maddox's personal coach
Popsugar says: The Beckhams are coming to America
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: Posh scores her goal! David Beckham signs with the LA Galaxy
The Superficial says: David and Victoria Beckham moving to America

Who said it best:
For Defamer, the "Made in America" label still means something:

We are wholeheartedly against the idea of foreign attention whores stealing away scarce Lohan-diddling and vagina-flashing opportunities from our homegrown celebutards, and we'd rather see our native paparazzi burn down Los Angeles rather than forfeit their turf to the coming wave of alien guerrilla photographers who will soon be dispatched to document the Beckhams' every Starbucks visit.