Paris to concentrate on acting

The story:
Parasite Hilton's New Year's resolution is to seriously concentrate on her acting career. Seriously.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Someone give that woman an Oscar
Celebslam says: "One Night in Paris" wins Best Actress Oscar
Celebrity Hijinx says: Brace yourself: Paris Hilton is one book away from being a serious actress
Dlisted says: Paris Hilton is the next Meryl Streep
Hollywood Rag says: Paris Hilton actually reads
Metadish says: Paris Hilton is ready to get serious
Mollygood says: Paris Hilton is comedy gold
The Superficial says: Paris Hilton is a serious actress

Who said it best:
Celebrity Hijinx thinks Hilton's upcoming pic has a good chance at being better than any of her previous projects:

The atomic bomb of her debut album apparently erased any memory of the previous atomic bombs of her acting gigs: ‘House of Wax’ and ‘Pledge This!’ She now wants to become a serious actress and is going to prove it to us in her upcoming romantic comedy ‘The Hottie and the Nottie,' (I smell an Oscar). She is determined for it to be her best big screen project to date - a bar set as high as a limbo stick at a cockroach birthday party.

Well, she's had a lot of experience acting surprised when her nips and cooter slip out.

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