Marilyn Manson is really creeeeeeepy

The story:
Marilyn Manson is reportedly getting it on with 19-year old Evan Rachel Wood.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: Marilyn Manson: one bitch is as good as another
A Socialite's Life says: Evan Rachel Wood REALLY wants to stick it to her parents
Celebitchy says: Marilyn Manson dating Evan Rachel Wood?
CelebNewsWire says: Evan Rachel Wood becomes Marilyn Manson's disposable teen
Dlisted says: Evan Rachel Wood is stupido
Egotastic says: Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson shouldn't be dating
Glitterati Gossip says: Evan Rachel Wood a factor in the Manson / Von Teese split
Hollywood Rag says: Marilyn Manson dating a 19-year old
I'm Not Obsessed says: Marilyn Manson has moved on with Evan Rachel Wood
Mollygood says: Marilyn Manson is dating Evan Rachel Wood, obviously
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: Is Marilyn Manson dating an actress half his age?
Tabloid Whore says: Evan Rachel Wood dating Marilyn Manson??
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson

Who said it best:
Mollygood is not surprised by this hookup:

Well I, for one, totally saw this couple coming. I mean, really guys, you're pretty blind if you didn't call this pairing from miles away.

Image via A Socialite's Life