Blonde Ambition tour of shame

The story:
Jessica Simpson is starring in her own version of Clueless, telling Jimmy Kimmel she is doing a movie with Owen Wilson.

Image via Mollygood
The combatants:
The Superficial says: Jessica Simpson makes up movies for her to star in
Popsugar says: Jessica thinks she's Luke's next co-star
A Socialite's Life says: Joe Simpson blows smoke up his daughter's ass
Mollygood says: Jessica Simpson makes world embarassed for her, again
Egotastic says: Jessica Simpson is kinda clueless
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Jessica Simpson is ambitious
CelebNewsWire says: Jessica also believes that Joe is the undisputed God of Texas

Who said it best:
CelebNewsWire manages to take a shot at all 3 Simpsons:

We hear Papa Joe has a knack for convincing his daughters of things
that are completely untrue. After all, someone must have told Ashlee she had a
really pretty voice.