It's getting down and dirty

The story:
Denise Richards files a lawsuit, claiming Charlie Sheen abused prescription drugs, is a compulsive gambler, frequented prostitutes and liked to look at male and female pornography on the Internet.

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The combatants:
The Bosh says: "Abusive" Charlie Sheen barred from Denise Richards
The Superficial says: Charlie Sheen wants to kill Denise Richards
Celebrity Hijinx says: Denise's divorce drama
Defamer says: Denise Richards drops bomb on Charlie Sheen
Perez Hilton says: "Charlie wanted me to get an abortion"
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Charlie Sheen is insane
US Weekly Online says: Denise Richards shocker - Charlie beat me . . . and likes porn, too!
A Socialite's Life says: Denise Richards levels new charges at Charlie Sheen
Tabloid Whore says: Denise Richards alleges Sheen threatened to kill her

Who said it best:
While Sheen definitely comes out as the baddie in this one, IDLYITW has some advice for Denise next time she hooks up:

Top relationship counselors agree that when your potential husband, whose ex-girlfriend was a porn star (Ginger Lynn) and made plans to fake her death or when he shoots his previous fiancee (Kelly Preston), you should immediately get married and have children. They also believe that being charged five times for drug possession and once paying $15,000 for a blowjob, is a sign of his maturity. It's okay to love him despite his faults, but don't be surprised on your honeymoon when the Russian hooker gets broken and the phrase "bring out the gimp" comes up.