Extreme Makeover: Celebrity Edition

Image via Defamer

The story:
Brad Pitt gets a mohawk and a new tatoo, becomes more like Angelina and the kids.

The combatants:
The Superficial says: Brad Pitt gets a mohawk
Defamer says: Pitt assuages Maddox's fears about new sibling
Perez Hilton says: How does Brad show his love?
The Bosh says: Brad Pitt really loves Angelina Jolie

Who said it best:
Defamer wins the headline showdown with their astute observation about the motivation behind this makeover, and The Superficial takes this battle storywise:

"Remember when he would show up in a room and all the women would literally explode because he was so hot? Well that doesn't happen anymore. Now they just point and whisper, and wonder if the leathery-skin looking guy with a mohawk is going to sexually assault them later."