Baby fall down go boom

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The story:
Sean Preston reportedly fell out of his high chair and fractured his skull.

The combatants:
Defamer says: Britney Spears' parenting skills vs. gravity
Perez Hilton says: Ooops, he fell on his head
The Superficial says: Sean Preston Spears falls on his head
Celebrity Hijinkx says: They simply cannot become more PWT
Popsugar says: Sean P is home "safe"
IDLYITW says: Britney would do anything to protect him, Part 2
US Weekly Online says: Child Services sent to Britney Spear's house
Dlisted says: SPF, you in danger!

Who said it best:
Dlisted hits the mark with their headline and this:

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are continuing in their bid to become parents of the year!