Skank-ho bitchslaps Toothpick

Photo by Getty Images via US Weekly Online

The Story:
Paris Hilton says that Nicole Richie is just jealous of all the attention Paris receives.

The Combatants:
The Scoop says: Paris blasts Nicole as jealous and pathetic
US Weekly Online says: Note to Paris - nobody cares anymore
Popsugar says: Paris bashes Nicole
The Bosh says: Paris Hilton = Mega Bitter Bitch

Who said it best:
Honourable Mention to US Weekly for noting that nobody really cares anymore if these 2 are friends and why they aren't. However, top headline here goes to The Bosh - tell it like it is!