Grumpy old man promotes movie

Image via Defamer

The story:
Michael Douglas says he didn't say what GQ says he said, namely: "I don't know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina. I mean, how long is that going to last?"

The combatants:
US Weekly says: Douglas denies Brangelina quotes
TMZ.com says: Michael Douglas sets the record straight on Brangelina
Popsugar says: Michael Douglas covers his ass
Defamer says: Michael Douglas denies having said thing he probably said
The Superficial says: Michael Douglas says he didn't say stuff

Who said it best:
Defamer, for noting that this non-quote was "the diss heard 'round the world." Honourable Mention to The Superficial for working the word "whippersnapper" into their story.