Is Scar-Jo the mystery BJ woman?

The story:
There may be an audio sex tape of Scarlett Johannson floating around.

The combatants:
Best Week Ever says: Sizzler: The mystery of the ScarJo sex tape
CelebNewsWire says: ScarJo ScarBlo?
Dlisted says: A Scarlett Johannson sex tape?!
Egotastic says: Scarlett Johannson sex tape?
Spank Cheeks says: The Scarlett Letter
Suicide Girls says: The Scarlett Letter: mystery sex tape stirs controversy

Who said it best:
Best Week Ever is hoping the story is true:

This is one of two things: Either, it’s greatest hoax of the year; or, the greatest thing to happen to celebrity sex tapes… maybe ever?

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