In or out?

The story:
Neil Patrick Harris' publicist claims his client is 'not of that persuasion' after an article indicates NPH got his boyfriend a role on How I Met Your Mother.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: Doogie Howser: gay and/or Canadian
A Socialite's Life says: Doogie don't swing that way
Defamer says: Overzealous publicist may have 'inned' Neil Patrick Harris
Dlisted says: Doogie Howser's not gay?
Pen15 Club says: Neil Patrick Harris closet campaign reaches absurd new heights
Towleroad says: Neil Patrick Harris publicist: he's not gay

The WOW Report says: The Harris pull

Who said it best:
A Socialite's Life has a suggestion to help Doogie's publicist straighten this out:

I think he might need to marry Katie Holmes to clear up any confusion.