Friday, October 13, 2006

Nat and Nat, sitting in a tree

The story:
Natalie Portman is reportedly dating billionaire Nat Rothschild.

The combatants:
Celebrity Hijinx says: Celebrity Clone, Natalie Portman edition
The Superficial says: Natalie Portman dates billionaire Nat Rothschild
Egotastic says: Natalie Portman's billionaire British boyfriend
Popsugar says: Natalie's new man
Celebitchy says: Natalie Portman scores Petra Nemcova's billionaire man

Who said it best:
In case you'd forgotten the power of the Rothschilds, Celebrity Hijinx brings you this reminder from So I Married an Axe Murderer:

Stuart: Well, it's a well known fact, Sunny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

Tony: So who's in this Pentavirate?

Stuart: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eye! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Image via The Superficial



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