Stick-ole hits the deck

The story:
Nicole Richie reportedly collapsed while partying at Hyde over the weekend.

The combatants:
Popsugar says: Nicole Richie collapses
Tabloid Whore says: Did Nicole Richie collapse?
A Socialite's Life says: Girls gone crazy
CelebNewsWire says: Nicole Richie who does not have an eating disorder collapses
Mollygood says: Pull yourselves together girls
Celebitchy says: Nicole Richie is still partying and fainting
Dlisted says: The Richie hits the floor
Mandy's Mind is Gossipy says: Nicole Richie passes out
Hollywood Rag says: Nicole Richie collapses
The Superficial says: Nicole Richie passes out

Who said it best:
Dlisted is not overly concerned with this latest turn of events:

I’m sure Nicole passes out on a daily basis. When you don’t eat actual food that feed your body nutrients and protein this sort of thing happens.

Image via A Socialite's Life