Newly-divorced

The story:
Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's divorce became final today.

Image via Dlisted

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: It's official: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are divorced
Tabloid Whore says: Nick Lachey officially a single man!
Mollygood says: D-day for Nick and Jessica
Dlisted says: The end of an era
Popsugar says: Nick moves on

Who said it best:
Mollygood is obviously a romantic at heart:

The bifurcation of Simpson/Lachey is obviously a blow to love as a concept. I'm sure Nick is too busy giving it to a slew of women to comment. Jessica, on the other hand, is just crying in the corner.