Thursday, June 22, 2006

Not knocked up, thank you very much

The story:
Reese Witherspoon is suing Star Magazine for printing a cover story alleging the actress is pregnant.

Image via Haute Gossip
The combatants:
Haute Gossip says: Reese is pissed and she's suing
The Superficial says: Reese Witherspoon sues Star
Defamer says: Empty-wombed Reese Witherspoon sues tabloid claiming otherwise
Popsugar says: Reese sues Star over pregnancy story
US Weekly Online says: Reese Witherspoon sues Star Magazine over pregnancy story
Dlisted says: Reese is not pregnant, just fat
A Socialite's Life says: Reese Witherspoon not pregnant and suing Star Magazine
Mollygood says: Reese not pregnant, doesn't appreciate being called fat

Who said it best:
Mollygood tries to cheer Reese up:
Hey, look on the bright side, Reese--at least no one has ever called you a bad mother for three issues straight. Or talked about your contracting STDs. Or cheating on your husband. Or getting in a catfight with Lindsay Lohan at a club. See, things could be so much worse.

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2 Comments:

Blogger dino said...

HEY HEY!!! morning.
so i think you should start adding these guys to the mix... they're awesome... and they posted a HILARIOUS story about Reese...
http://www.pen15club.net/

check them out! they're my online blog boyfriends!

8:03 AM  
Blogger OldWiseOne said...

Thanks for the tip Dino, funny stuff there. I've added them to my list.

8:58 PM  

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