Tori cleans house

The story:
Tori Spelling is having an *estate sale* to get rid of her crap before moving.

The combatants:
Best Week Ever says: Tori Spelling's garage sale starts now!
Celebitchy says: Tori Spelling's house is more shabby than chic
Defamer says: Tori Spelling yard sale not exactly a bargain hunter's paradise
Dlisted says: You know you want this
Haute Gossip says: Buy Tori's stuff - cheap!
Hollywood Rag says: Tori Spelling's garage sale today
Lainey Gossip says: Tori Spelling: own a piece of homewrecking history
Seriously? OMG! WFT?! says: Want to see some of the things Tori Spelling is selling?
The Superficial says: Tori Spelling selling all her crap
Tabloid Whore says: The infamous Tori Spelling estate sale

Who said it best:
Lainey Gossip is not impressed with Tori's goods:

Girl lives like a geriatric bird collector…is this what the Spelling mansion looks like?

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