Brangelina wedding -- I don't think so

The story:
Rumours are circulating that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will wed in South Africa over Christmas. Oh yeah, Oprah is on the invite list.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Brangelina to marry in South Africa on Christmas?
Celebitchy says: Brad and Angelina's supposed Christmas wedding
Dlisted says: Angelina Jolie to make an honest woman out of Brad Pitt
I'm Not Obsessed says: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to wed in Africa?
Popsugar says: Brad and Angelina tying the knot?
Seriously? OMG! WFT?! says: Brad and Angelina planning a Christmas wedding in South Africa?
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: A Christmas wedding?

Who said it best:
I'm Not Obsessed gives kudos for creativity to this story's authors:

The Sun really does know how to make up a good story eh?

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