Gore to help Lohan achieve *adequite-ness*

The story:
Lindsay Lohan wrote another rambling message to her friends and lawyers claiming Al Gore was going to help her in a war on the media.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: The Lohanifesto
A Socialite's Life says: Lindsay texting whilst high again
Best Week Ever says: The Lohanvolution will be televised, probably on E!
Celebitchy says: Lindsay Lohan begs for help in a rambling message, needs to go to college
CelebNewsWire says: Lindsay Lohan appeals to political leaders to make her 'adequite'
Celebrity Hijinx says: Trainwreck Lohan
Defamer says: Lindsay Lohan's fully adequite Blackberry manifesto
Dlisted says: WTF is wrong with this bitch?!
Faded Youth says: Lindsay Lohan's drunken email
Gawker says: Lindsay Lohan's spelling, sanity still inadequate
The Gilded Moose says: The Gilded Moose Red Pen: critiquing Lindsay Lohan's manifesto
Go Fug Yourself says: Confessions of a teenage fug queen
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Lindsay Lohan is insane
Lainey Gossip says: Lindsay Lohan: closer to rock bottom
Mollygood says: Raise your hand if you're 'adequite'
Popsugar says: Lindsay rambles on
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: When is Lindsay Lohan going to learn she should not write letters?
The Superficial says: Lindsay Lohan tries writing again, fails
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Lindsay Lohan is deep

Who said it best:
The Gilded Moose didn't quite make it all the way through the Lohanifesto:

I'm so tired now. This is tiring. Reading should not be exhausting.