Tuesday, December 12, 2006

It only took her 51 weeks to figure out the 12 steps

The story:
Lindsay Lohan tells People that she hasn't had a drink in 7 days. And she's being going to AA for a year, by the way.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Lindsay's all, "Look at me, I'm in AA"
Celebitchy says: My name is Lindsay and I'm an alcoholic. I've been sober for one week
Defamer says: Lindsay Lohan takes 7 days off, hoping to get her tolerance down
Dlisted says: Lindsay Lohan hasn't had a drink in a week
Egotastic says: Lindsay Lohan doesn't understand the definition of Alcoholics Anonymous
Faded Youth says: Lilo's one week hiatus from booze
Hollywood Rag says: Lindsay Lohan strips and cuts off the booze
Lainey Gossip says: Lilo de-bloats?
Mollygood says: It's been 1 week since Lindsay Lohan had a drink...and boy is she thirsty
Popsugar says: Lindsay is dry
The Superficial says: Lindsay Lohan sober for a week

Who said it best:
It's no fun to make fun of someone who's honestly trying to get over an addication, but A Socialite's Life doesn't believe that is the case here:
Hmm, I wonder if the meetings still "count" if you're forcing your publicist's assistant to attend them for you. Can you be a member by proxy?

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