Jessica and John back on, not in Wonderland yet

The story:
Jessica Simpson is dating John Mayer again / still.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: John Mayer and Jessica Simpson once again joined at their personal level of mediocrity
Dlisted says: Are John Mayer and Jessica Simpson back at it?
Hollywood Tuna says: Is Jessica Simpson drunk on love?
Lainey Gossip says: Joe Simpson at work, Jessica and John redux
Mollygood says: Jessica's body possible re-elevated to Wonderland status
Popsugar says: Jessica and John making it work

Who said it best:
Lainey Gossip may be feeling disappointed by the non-existence of the Brit/Kfed video:

I say hope John hangs in there. Because in combination with his dating criteria, his fondness for golden showers, and the skills she picked up from Johnny Knoxville in a Louisiana trailer, this relationship could spin off the dirtiest, raunchiest celebrity sex tape ever.