Tuesday, November 21, 2006

'Stars are Blind' has that effect on a lot of people

The story:
Paris Hilton puked onstage as she attempted to lip-synch her way through a couple of songs from her craptastic album.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: 'Stars are Blind,' the Paris Hilton review
A Socialite's Life says: Paris Hilton empties her stomach on stage
Celebitchy says: Paris pukes onstage while trying to lipsynch to her album
CelebNewsWire says: After showing her panties, Paris gets pukey
Defamer says: Paris Hilton puke-synchs her way through a Vegas performance
Dlisted says: Too much jizz
Egotastic says: Paris Hilton drinks, pukes and leaves
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Paris Hilton pukes in public
Mollygood says: Water crotch spews
The Superficial says: Paris Hilton pukes onstage
Yeeeah says: Paris Hilton pukes onstage

Who said it best:
Yeeeah thinks it must have been quite a performance:
Class act, that Paris. Puke on yourself, flash your herpes, admire yourself in a mirror, toungue kiss a stranger, maybe vomit again. Being a socialite is very demanding work.

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