Herpes Anonymous meeting in Vegas

The story:
Britney Spears was spotted partying in Vegas over the weekend with Parasite Hilton, and Mario Lopez (?), and at one point without her pants.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Britney Spears heads to Vegas and hangs with Mario Lopez
Best Week Ever says: You had us, you lost us
CelebNewsWire says: Paris & Britney: sisters in sex tapes
Celebrity Hijinx says: Odd couple
Dlisted says: What and why?!
Egotastic says: Signs of the Apocalypse: Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are friends
Glitterati Gossip says: Paris and Britney, new BFF
Haute Gossip says: Oh Brit, we had such hope for you
Hollywood Rag says: Britney Spears parties with Paris Hilton
Lainey Gossip says: Hollywood Ebola infects Britney
Mollygood says: Britney wooed over to the dark side
Popsugar says: Britney and Paris: girls gone wild
The Superficial says: Britney Spears drops her pants in public
Tabloid Whore says: Britney dumps one piece of trash in exchange for another

Who said it best:
Celebrity Hijinx may have an explanation for the Hilton encounter:

While it looks like the two were out partying in Vegas, I think the only two possible reasons these two might be together are 1. chance encounter 2. Britney was asking for advice about Kevin's gift that keeps on giving.

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