Lilo's longwinded condolence letter

The story:
Lindsay Lohan released a rambling message of condolence over the death of Prairie Home Companion director Robert Altman.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Lindsay sends her condolences
Best Week Ever says: If you know Lindsay Lohan, please don't die
Celebrity Hijinx says: Robert Altman dies, Lindsay Lohan rambles
Defamer says: To her credit, Lindsay Lohan obviously didn't delegate her condolence writing obligations to her publicist
Dlisted says: Blohan goes on and on...
Mollygood says: Dear Lord, who let Lindsay Lohan write her own statement?
Popsugar says: Lindsay mourns Robert Altman
The Superficial says: Lindsay Lohan shouldn't be allowed to write

Who said it best:
Mollygood has taken Lohan's condolence advice to heart:

It rules. Consider my "searching and fearless moral inventory" of myself underway.