Go directly to jail. Do not pass go.

The story:
Michelle Rodriguez chooses jail time over community service.

Image via A Socialite's Life

The combatants:
Tabloid Whore says: Michelle Rodriguez behind bars. That's right.
A Socialite's Life says: Michelle Rodriguez is still an odd bird
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Michelle Rodriguez is in jail
Popsugar says: So long Michelle Rodriguez
Celebrity Hijinx says: Aloha jail
The Superficial says: Michelle Rodriguez going to jail

Who said it best:
The Superficial nails it with this analysis:

It makes sense she would choose jail over community service since she always looks like she just got ouf of prison anyway.