AA? But Paris said she was a coked-out whore!

The story:
Lindsay Lohan was reportedly spotted outside an AA meeting at 7:30am.

The combatants:
Agent Bedhead says: From now on, nothing but catblogging
A Socialite's Life says: Lindsay in AA?
Best Week Ever says: Lindsay L has some bad news for the country's comedy writers
CelebNewsWire says: Lindsay Lohan finally does something sensible
Defamer says: It's like, yeah motherfucker, I'm making a searching and fearless moral inventory of myself (12st book)
Dlisted says: Linds in AA?!
Egotastic says: Lindsay Lohan is an alcoholic
Faded Youth says: L.L. in A.A.
I Don't Like You In That Way says: Lindsay Lohan is an alcoholic
Lainey Gossip says: Lilo: no dirty face at GQ
Mollygood says: Lindsay Lohan woke up at 7:30?!?
Popsugar says: Lindsay attends GQ & AA
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: Is Lindsay Lohan going to AA?
What Would Tyler Durden Do says: Lindsay Lohan is in AA?

Who said it best:
Defamer is concerned about the ripple effect that this news could have on the gossip industry:

A gossip-bomb dropped in today's Page Six could soon have the tabloids bracing for massive layoffs, paparazzi seriously exploring the possibility of returning to law school, and cause the immediate shuttering of up to a third of Hollywood's most exclusive nightclubs: Lindsay Lohan may have decided it's time to dry out