Desperate no more

The story:
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are engaged.

The combatants:
A Socialite's Life says: Desparate Housewife Eva getting married
Dlisted says: Tony Parker is going to regret this
Haute Gossip says: Engaged!
I'm Not Obsessed says: Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are engaged
Mandy's Mind is Gossipy says: Eva Longoria and Tony Parker make marriage their first step towards divorce
Popsugar says: Eva Longoria and Tony Parker engaged!
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! says: Eva Longoria to be a desparate housewife to Tony Parker
Tabloid Whore says: Tony Parker pops the question

Who said it best:
Seriously? OMG! WTF?! is not thrilled by this announcement:

Oh no, now we are not going to stop hearing all about her wedding plans.

Image via Haute Gossip